[Khurasani]

• Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.

• Individuals may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation.

• Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.

• The difference of race is one of the reasons why I fear war may always exist; because race implies difference, difference implies superiority, and superiority leads to predominance.

• The secret of success is constancy of purpose.

Benjamin Disraeli

[Khurasani]

With money you can buy a house, but not a home. With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. With money you can buy a position, but not respect. With money you can buy blood, but not life.

[Afrasiab]

"Better to light one candle than always curse the darkness" Konfusiy

[Super]

... ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope.

Winston Churchill

[PORS]

"Khirad padar ast o dil pesar. Khoob mishad, beshtare zaman pesar (dil) ba goftare padar (khirad) goosh bidehad. Vale, gah-gah bayad padar (khirad) niz ba gape pesar (dil) goosh bidehad, chon gahe pesar (dil) niz dorost o rastbin ast." - Pors

[Phoenix]

'A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable.' H.L Mencken

[PORS]

Adamha arzeshi khodra khodashon migozarand. Agar andesha koni, keh az dastat hej chiz namiayad, ba dorosti hamin gona hasti. Z-in doorandesh bash pesh az arzishi khodra goftan.



Pors.

[shinno]

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.

Albert Einstein

[shinno]

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

Cale Yarborough

[shinno]

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Oscar Wilde

[shinno]

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.

John Ruskin

[shinno]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

~ Will Rogers ~

[shinno]

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

[shinno]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[Nader Shah]

Funny Jokes :D Thanks shinno ... I will remember them and use them when appropriate

[Phoenix]

[QUOTE=shinno;12005]Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected![/QUOTE]





“Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you.” Kristen Dunst

[Khorasanpur]

Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters. ~African Proverb


“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Eleanor Roosevelt

and this one suits our fellow tajiks who stubbornly insist on being Afghans,
When an individual is kept in a situation of inferiority, the fact is that he does become inferior.
Simone De Beauvoir

[PORS]

It's better to be smart ass rather than to be dumb ass. - American humor.

[shinno]

[QUOTE=Nader Shah;12016]Funny Jokes :D Thanks shinno ... I will remember them and use them when appropriate [/QUOTE]

Make sure to use them when appropriate as some of our female counterparts are quite sensitive e.g (sherinak)

[Khurasani]

Our policy was always to have good and friendly relations with everyone. But we never have accepted being oppressed and we will never accept it.

Ahmad Shah Masoud